What happens when I cannot sleep

I am not editorializing on this one, not at all.  We would occasionaly have this kind of situation via the legal aspects of shelter investigations.  It certainly can be that such circumstances are part of a religious practice, but the majority of our cases were not proved to be so.  Just saying, and saying that this is an interesting aspect of modern living.
http://www.azcentral.com/offbeat/articles/2011/08/18/20110818massachusetts-barber-animal-sacrifice.html

Proof that multi-tasking is not always in one's best interest.
http://www.wmur.com/r/28891567/detail.html

I knew it!
http://www.wmur.com/r/28908730/detail.html

Lordy.
http://www.azcentral.com/offbeat/articles/2011/08/18/20110818michigan-man-uses-feet-no-brakes-car.html

Alrighty, then.
http://www.azcentral.com/offbeat/articles/2011/08/05/20110805oklahoma-woman-strips-naked-at-charity-golf-event.html

An extra layer of bad service.
http://www.bankrate.com/financing/credit-cards/waitress-scams-bad-tippers/?ec_id=m1078091

Getting older #1
http://www.lifescript.com/Health/Centers/Alzheimers/Tips/How_Aging_Affects_Your_Brain.aspx?utm_source=outbrain&utm_medium=cpc&utm_campaign=Alzheimer

Getting older #2
http://www.caring.com/articles/5-signs-caregiver-stealing-from-you?utm_campaign=homecare&utm_content=148&utm_medium=cpc&utm_source=outbrain

Getting older #3
http://www.azcentral.com/offbeat/articles/2011/08/18/20110818new-york-man-sues-skimpy-trunks.html

Getting older #4
http://www.forbes.com/sites/trialandheirs/2011/08/15/is-94-year-old-zsa-zsa-gabor-going-to-be-a-mother/

I wonder if you could make this work if you are a person.
http://www.thedogdaily.com/idribble/conduct/behavior/why_dogs_bark/index.html?source=Outbrain

A bit of self-help advice.  You know, for when I just need to snap out of it.
http://www.lifescript.com/Health/Centers/Depression/Articles/What_Not_to_Say_to_a_Depressed_Mate.aspx?utm_source=outbrain&utm_medium=cpc&utm_campaign=Depression

Ooops...and all I want to do is get the brakes fixed on my car.
http://www.newsmax.com/Newsfront/Aftershock-book-predicts-economic/2011/07/25/id/404782